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john1066 | 20:26 Mon 02nd Nov 2009 | ChatterBank
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What is the difference between an elephant and a postbox?
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One's grey and one's red!
20:27 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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paross.......ah! but which is which?
20:29 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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No good sending you to post a letter
20:29 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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errrr ones an inanimate object you post letters in and one is a huge big mammal with a velly velly long trunk
20:30 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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One you can ride.............the other you can ride too, but only a good idea if you're trolleyed! :0)
20:31 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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Caslass......Got it in one...damn !!!!
20:31 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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Ohhhhhhh....poo.........wrong again, eh? :0(
20:35 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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What's the difference between a policeman's truncheon, & a magicians wand?
20:41 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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i know this, carrust....................... it's that a magician's wand is used for cunning stunts, whilst a policeman's truncheon is used for stunning c**ts......................Boom Boom!! :0)
20:51 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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Correct yogi.
Here's another...What's the difference between a puppy dog, & a seagull?
20:57 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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Who's the bear !!!! :0)


errr, is it that ones a dog, and one's JoggerJayne who thinks she's a seagull?


( just sent this to cosy tv thread by mistake..........ffs!.....................i think it's time to go, yogi! ....lol)
21:05 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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Miles out yogi....

One flits across the shore...........
21:06 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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Here's another before senility sets in yogi:-)

What's the difference between Jamie Oliver, & a cross-country runner?
21:09 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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...and one sh**ts across...........of course, carrust and very good. :0)

Whats the difference between a short sighted marksman and a constipated owl?
21:11 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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Is it they both dribble as they're working away!!
21:12 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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Dunno....
21:12 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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Nope yogi. Ones a pant in the country.....
21:14 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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and one's a c**t in the pantry.................excellent,carrust

Ok........you dunno mine..............

One Shoots and cannot hit..............One Hoots and cannot s**t.....................:0)
21:17 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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V good yogi:-)
Last one....What's the difference between a market trader, & a dachshund?
21:29 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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aaww.... i think i know this, carrust.

The markert trader bawls out his wares and a dachshound wears out his balls!!........boom boom! :0-)
21:34 Mon 02nd Nov 2009

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