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Weird thoughts......................things that make you go hmmmm ( not ummmm x)
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Good Afternoon everybodymateypeeps
Just got in from busy morning dashing about...........went to sqads namesake ( "little"hampton and beyond)...........was just thinking of all those what why when who and where questions that occasionally crop up in everyday life.
like.....
At a cinema, if sitting near a total stranger, which arm rest is yours?
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Do you ever wonder things and what are they, pray tell?
a pondering yogi x
Just got in from busy morning dashing about...........went to sqads namesake ( "little"hampton and beyond)...........was just thinking of all those what why when who and where questions that occasionally crop up in everyday life.
like.....
At a cinema, if sitting near a total stranger, which arm rest is yours?
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Do you ever wonder things and what are they, pray tell?
a pondering yogi x
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:0)
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and then a diet coke?
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
Why do banks leave both doors open but they chain the pens to the counter?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?
Why does the sun lighten our hair but tan our skin?
Why can't women put on their mascara with their eyes closed?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why is dyslexic such a hard word to spell?
Why do Kamikaze pilots, in films, wear helmets?
Why isn't there a speed of dark?
Why aren't there father-in-law jokes?
Why is it that when you attempt to stop something from falling off the table, you manage to knock something else over?
:0)
I think you're right, 4get so i will ponder no more...........not that i was really pondering in the first place!.................lol
but i will leave you with this..........................last lot!............
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Can you daydream at night?
Can crop circles be square?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nudist beach?
And on that note.................Ciao, baby's xx
but i will leave you with this..........................last lot!............
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Can you daydream at night?
Can crop circles be square?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nudist beach?
And on that note.................Ciao, baby's xx
Yep, tony.........rinkins is another wily minx, but i think she's lovely........always happy and cheerful, not like some on here, eh?
Have a good night, tony, whatever you're up too.............i am going out to pub quiz later and am brushing up on the weeks news, in case a tricky question comes up. :0)
See ya
Have a good night, tony, whatever you're up too.............i am going out to pub quiz later and am brushing up on the weeks news, in case a tricky question comes up. :0)
See ya
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