Well, that's my Christmas pressie shopping list sorted, then............

[jackthehat]

How thrilled would you be to receive one of these on Christmas morning ?

http://www.lauren-mccarthy.com/happinesshat/

[logic]

looks like the end of a condom,
Although that spike would give you a nasty stab,

well no it wouldn't cos you would be smilling.

[logic]

Oh dear I'm thinking smut again,


slaps wrist.

[cazzz1975]

I would be less than impressed, you would be suggesting that I am a miserable cow.

[logic]

AHEM,,

[jackthehat]

Ahhhh..........:o(
I hadn't considered the underlying implication.............

Wouldn't you be happy that I wanted you to continue to feel better by smiling..............?

[cazzz1975]

yes but in a womans mind on the wrong day it could be insinuating all sorts of things

[jackthehat]

Bah !
Back to the drawing board, then...............

(wonders where to off-load a gross of happiness hats..............some of the folks in the News Section might be interested)

[Bbbananas]

Try and flog 'em off in that spiritual section.... they should go for it.