happy birthday

[Ankou]

to the actresses....

june whitfield, demi moore and colista flockhart.

the last time i spoke to an actress was when i had to deliver the line, 'helo madam, you called for a plumber with a large wrench'. it was an audition for a big part but apparently i didn't measure up.

[mccfluff]

i thought it was calista?

[Ankou]

she changed it when she married horrisan fard

[mccfluff]

and i can see why, ankou for the enlightenment

[Dunloptyre]

pointless.

how they going to see birthday wishes.

[Ankou]

i print of the ab page and post it to their agent.

are you no know ?

[rinkins]

I've slept in the same bed as Helen Baxendale...

[Ankou]

at the same time ? or a few weeks later ?

[logic]

I have farted in the queen's bedroom On Brittania.

[john1066]

Rinkins......Helen Baxendale ? My dream-girl..x

[rinkins]

Sadly not at the same time but I do like telling that story! he he