The Crying Game... part II.

[Bbbananas]

She can't see it properly in the mirror, no matter what angle. It feels HUGE. It needs getting rid of pronto. But, all the docs she could possibly consult, she knows personally or works with. Still - embarrassment at bay, she approaches a female doc. In shame, she blurts out her confession - on the couch, knees up Mother Brown - points out The Thing... The Huge Bubble of Herpes...

The doctor pokes, prods, umms & aahs... The patient waits for the STI diagnosis & the antibiotics & the disposal of aforementioned new lover. (Shame really - cos he was gooooooooooood).
"Have you shaved recently?" asks the Doc. "Errr yes..." mumbles shamed person.
To cut to the quick - Blunt blade has nicked delicate lady area - & caused a fluid-filled cyst. Not Herpes at all. Not the new lover's doing at all.

Girl shoots off couch, knickers up, out the door red-faced. Doc laughing (that's not very professional is it?) Keeps the new lover for the time being (God, he's gooooooooooood). Never mentions suspected Herpes story - in case offence is taken.
Conclusion: Girls - better to be hairy than have a bloody (or cystic) 'Mary'.

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Poor Lil! I feel like I know her! Does she know you "share" all her stories with us?!

[Bbbananas]

Sort of....
But she wouldn't mind anyway. She's not very technologically astute herself - so she'd be flattered to know that a lot of her tales were spread & shared with the world by her bessie mate. Maybe not the Tesco Carrier Bag on the Car Seat Incident though - I sort of promised never to repeat that one..... But my god, it's tempting....!

[Barmaid]

You can't drop half bricks Salla! Fess up. Anyway, I need something to cheer me up. I started back on the gym yesterday and I have aches in places i didn't know I had places. I just want to stop hurting!!!!

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awwww salla you can't do that to us!!! I won't tell her....

[Bbbananas]

I'll have to start a new thread....

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Come on salla!!