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pericat | 18:10 Sat 21st Nov 2009 | ChatterBank
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rub your eye when you've just had a very strong bag of salt and vinegar crisps !!!
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theres that as well - my eye is killing me
put a greasy chip on your eyeball......this will absorb the salt and vinegar and make a tasty snack for later.....(top tip eh)
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craft- you should write a book
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& never ever ever scratch your behind after using deep heat!
better than scratching your wotsits Rev.....
I love cheesy wotsits. They're my next favourite, after quavers.
chestnuts roasting... How festive!
You're sitting too close, Rev.
Everything was fine until I gave up the asbestos underpants for lent
My friends partner made her a nice romantic meal that had chillies in it, afterwards he swept her off for an 'early night'. I'll not go into details but she always bought pre-chopped chillies after that. Ouch!
YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER take sleeping pills and laxative pills together unless you sleep with rubber sheets and even then you run the risk of starting your day sh*tty!
never scratch ur a** when you just applied Deepheat

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