its nearly the watershed so i should be safe to post this joke...
A little old man goes into the chemist to buy Viagra, can I have six tablets please, and I need them cut into quarters, I could cut them up says the pharmacist.
But a quarter of a tablet won’t give you a full erection
Look I’m 96 `says the old man, I don’t have much use for a erection.
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t keep pissing all over my slippers