Wise man once say....

[NoMercy]

..."He who pees on electric fence gets shocking news"...

What hilarious, nay, serious wisdom would you care to impart? :-)

[pericat]

Woman who make jewellery has beady eyes !

[vulcan]

A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need all the advice.

[craft1948]

Women who want equality lack ambition...............

[redman41]

Man who lay Woman on ground gets piece on earth......
Woman who grows Leylandii cannot tell time of day.........

[craft1948]

ha ha very good......

[steg]

a good set of golf clubs is good but it's better if you have a hole in one

[ladybird49]

Il probably get done for this but here goes ....

Man who go to bed with itchy bum
wakes up with smelly fingers !

: )

[steg]

He who go thru airport turnstile sideways, is going to 'Bang-***'.

[steg]

*bangc0ck

[NoMercy]

Priceless !! lol

[mazie]

........ The further up the tree you get, the more of your ar$e you expose

[slinky.kate]

man who fart in church sit in own pew

[kojak]

"Dont ever give away your last lollipop"

[society]

A slap on the back is only a few inches away from a kick in the buttt

[lslowry]

don't eat yellow snow!

[marval]

If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.