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Perfect Rugby Moment
I went in a pub and sat down next to the most stunning woman I've ever seen. I could see she was not wearing a bra and her incredibly firm breasts were on show.
She said 'hello” and took my hand and placed it on her perfect inner thigh, rubbing it up and down. 'I'll bet you feel good,' she continued. 'In fact, I'll bet you've never felt this good before.'
'Well, I have,' I corrected her. 'You see, when I was 18, I was picked for the Public School Rugby Finals in front of a crowd of about 3000 and I felt really good.'
I felt pathetic and thought she would move but she took my hand off her thigh and put it up the front of her top. Her nipple pushed into my palm as she massaged my hand into her pert, perfect breast.
'How do you feel now,' she purred. In fact, I'll bet you've never felt THIS good before!'
Unbelievably I said 'Well, actually I have. In that game, we were down six points with about 20 seconds left in the match. The Opposition kicked the ball deep into our half of the field, where I caught it. I ran up field, side-stepping past the first few defenders, handed off a couple of would-be tacklers, burst through a few forwards, chipped over their fullback, regathered and scored a Try right under the posts with about 2 or 3 seconds 'till full time. We were still behind by one point, but I had a simple kick at goal with which to win the match and........ '
"Ahhh...." she growled between clenched teeth, pulled my hand from under her top and thrust it down the front of her skirt. My fingers immediately met what felt like a wisp of soft cotton , and she was wet !!!!
She snapped, 'Well tell me this, Smart Ar se : Have you ever felt such a perfect c**t?'
'I certainly have' I answered, 'I missed the kick.'
She said 'hello” and took my hand and placed it on her perfect inner thigh, rubbing it up and down. 'I'll bet you feel good,' she continued. 'In fact, I'll bet you've never felt this good before.'
'Well, I have,' I corrected her. 'You see, when I was 18, I was picked for the Public School Rugby Finals in front of a crowd of about 3000 and I felt really good.'
I felt pathetic and thought she would move but she took my hand off her thigh and put it up the front of her top. Her nipple pushed into my palm as she massaged my hand into her pert, perfect breast.
'How do you feel now,' she purred. In fact, I'll bet you've never felt THIS good before!'
Unbelievably I said 'Well, actually I have. In that game, we were down six points with about 20 seconds left in the match. The Opposition kicked the ball deep into our half of the field, where I caught it. I ran up field, side-stepping past the first few defenders, handed off a couple of would-be tacklers, burst through a few forwards, chipped over their fullback, regathered and scored a Try right under the posts with about 2 or 3 seconds 'till full time. We were still behind by one point, but I had a simple kick at goal with which to win the match and........ '
"Ahhh...." she growled between clenched teeth, pulled my hand from under her top and thrust it down the front of her skirt. My fingers immediately met what felt like a wisp of soft cotton , and she was wet !!!!
She snapped, 'Well tell me this, Smart Ar se : Have you ever felt such a perfect c**t?'
'I certainly have' I answered, 'I missed the kick.'
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