fao Barmaid "Am I Being Unreasonable?"

[Sqad]

LOl LOL LOl LOL I read your thread out to mrs sqad this morning and she told me to relate this to barmaid.

" I sympathise and empathise with you, been there, done it, got the tee-shirt.......it is quite the norm, happens all the time, every day, throughout the world and you better get used to it because it doesn't get any better. it is called "baggage" and usually women come with more "baggage" than men. You have to work if he is worth it or not.
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
I had 4 boys with sqad as "my baggage" 2 were quite intelligent and the other 2 were, and still are, morons.
Good luck Barmaid.

Mrs sqad.

But he was worth it (I put that bit in)LOL

[NoMercy]

Hey Sqad, at least you only have two morons in your family.... ;-)

[Sqad]

salla...LOL LOL...I don't even know what a "Chav" is....LOL

[Bbbananas]

Well - I certainly wouldn't describe you as one!!

NoM - how many are in yours then?!

[NoMercy]

Mother: (Telephone receiver in hand) "How do you do that 1471 thing?"

Sister: "Does the telly run on gas or electric?" (She was only 15 at the time)

Auntie: "Barry, can you feed Jess? She needs two cups of biscuits from the shed at the bottom of the garden." (Hands him cup and dog bowl)
Uncle: "So shall I take two cups with me?"
Auntie: "No, you idiot. Take the same cup and fill it up twice....."

[Sqad]

NoM...LOL.........what is the answer to the telephone query?..........LOL

[NoMercy]

Are you sh*tting me, Sqad.....

[kojak]

Moaning all :)

[DEN53]

Sqad - I love you and Mrs.Sqad's honesty. You make me smile - thats my second smile of the day - the first was watching Docs Santa's Erection.

I can't quite see you and Mrs. Sqad as Chavs - wearing loads of gold - both wearing matching designer tracksuits - personalised number plates etc etc .

I wish some people on CB would get their brains into action before placing their fingers on the keyboard to type such crap.

[pericat]

Afternoon Den - I agree - I have had a few laugh out loud moments just now reading this - any better today btw ?

[LoftyLottie]

I wonder if there is actually a Mrs Sqad? mmmmmm

[DEN53]

Thanks for asking Rinksy - not really - still waiting for the second lot of antibiotics to kick in - I am fed up being stuck indoors, but on the other hand don't feel well enough to go out. Just going to book my slot on Sainsbury online shopping. Exciting eh !!! Hope you are o.k.

[pericat]

Lofty - there is no raisin why there shouldnt be !!!!

[LoftyLottie]

He, he Peri!! :o)

[craft1948]

Course there is Lottie............he can't squeeze his own oranges........

[Ankou]

" no raisin why there shouldnt be "

well he did go on about a date once. he says she was vine so the date must have grape.

[DEN53]

So sorry Peri - my answer should have been addressed to you not Rinksy - I think these antibiotics are blurring my eyes. Den xx

[pericat]

Lofty - and that is the currant situation !!!
DEN - Im Peri !!!! hello - you're forgiven though cause you're sick

[LoftyLottie]

Curry tonight Peri, and guess what's in it!! ;o)

[pericat]

Ankou - lol - I like grapes though - its the dried variety that turn my stomach and this is the season of the dried fruits !

[pericat]

Lofty - ewwwwwwwwww