It wasn't all bonhomie & snogging....

[Bbbananas]

I was a little naughty on christmas eve - broke my resolution not to get totally plastered & ended the night falling in, and subsequently getting wedged in my brother's bath. Did they help me out? Did they hell as like - they just came, observed, laughed, and left. It took me 10 minutes to extract myself.

Woke up christmas morming to a stiff shoulder and a bit bruise & lump on my chin. I texted my brother xmas morning, apologising for the crack in his bath.....

[joggerjayne]

** ignores obvious "crack in bath" gag **

[Bbbananas]

Ah JJ - and I put that in especially for you !!

[rinkins]

drugs salla?!

[Bbbananas]

Oh no rinks, not me, not drugs. As Verve sang, the drugs don't work... (they might have given me the oomph to have heaved myself out of said bath though....)

[Sqad]

I prefer not to think of you in that modus operandi thank you salla..............still fancy you though ;-)

[Bbbananas]

Can I point out that my brother does indeed have an abnormally narrow bath.... and I only ended up in it cos I had fallen foward when pulling my knickers up, bashed my chin on the sink, so propelled myself backwards so I didn't put my eye out with the tap - and ended up in the bath.

My drinks had definitely been spiked....

[rinkins]

Flippin eck salla you're lucky you didn't end up in A&E

[Bbbananas]

It's the first christmas eve or new years eve that I haven't...
Pity really - cos I know the doctor on-call this year - he's just finished a six month stint at our Practice, and he's an absolute sweetheart. I was looking forward to becoming reacquainted... and he had been warned the likelihood of seeing me over the festive period was extremely high.

My reflexes must be getting sharper.

[joggerjayne]

"elbow and Elbow" ??

[society]

that'll teach you... no more resolution making :-)

lordy, lordy I read this as - you were plastered and got a stiff wedge in a crack in your brother's bath, and now you are bruised and lumpy. is this what you are trying to say? LOL

(forgive the smutty jokes, but you are always so funny, and make me laugh)

[joggerjayne]

Grrrrrr !

That was ...

"A R S E and Elbow"

[Bbbananas]

Ah! that makes more sense. If only I had more power to my elbow I could have got my fat ass out of the bath a tad sooner? (by the way, the cruel sister in law took photographic evidence and if I don't set up a direct debit of £10 per month to her bank account, she's going to publish them on facebook.)

[joggerjayne]

That's expensive, salla ... !

Were you upside down, knickerless, legs in the air, or something ?

[rinkins]

Stop it JJ you'll get sqad in a fluster!!

[Sqad]

rinkins......not before snooker.......I have my priorities you know.

[Bbbananas]

That's cheap JJ - if I had been knickerless it would have been £20 a month.

Knickers were up - hence the wobble towards the sink and the tap..... Looking down whilst under the influence affects my balance.

[Drisgirl]

salla -have to empathise with you -exact same thing happened to me.However I had just been sick -got up was dizzy and fell into the bath with my legs hanging over the side -main prob was I was naked apart form 2 trainer socks -notice I didnt say a pair (they didnt match) and I was staying at friends so I couldnt shout for help.
I was there for at least 2hrs before I had the strength to unwedge and I did end up in A & E with a cracked coxsyx (sp?).Couldnt sit for weeks! .
Thanks for the memories lol !!