Best & worst...2009??

[carrust]

What's the best thing that happened to you last year, & whats the worst?

[mccfluff]

he did ummmmm, eventually after a long and nasty fight i got some back but he still owes me loads and the owrst is he comes in the pub and i have to serve him and watch him p!ssing away my money, i'm not exactly polite to him though.....

[Bbbananas]

I'd slip something in his drink. What's that drug you give to horses? Failing that - put a triple dose of Bromide in here, along with laxatives.

[mccfluff]

i very nearly bought some liquid laxative the other day, then i thought better of it!

[ummmm]

Ketemin (sp)

How did he manage that? Did you have a joint account?

[mccfluff]

errrr no and i am ashamed to admit it but i lent it to him and some he stole from a stash i have in the house

[Ankou]

have i strolled into the wrong thread or are you all talking about summink else now ?

[carrust]

Just had an e-mail from SQAD....

Best thing of last year....AN ERECTION....:-))))))))

Worst....It only lasted 5mins:-)))))))))))))))

[Bbbananas]

lol carrust - best answer of this thread !!
Bless his little argyll socks.

[mccfluff]

lol, why didn't he post it himself?

[Ankou]

i would hazrd that sqad could have shagged 3 of his mistresses in that 5 minutes though.

so not all bad ?

[Bbbananas]

Sqad? Has two other mistresses?
the old blaggard - the traitor - the two timing lech.

I thought I was the only one....!

[carrust]

Probably keeps the younger models in his garage salla:-)

[Sachs]

Hello carrust!
best - change of job, well building! Worst - mum having a fall.

[joggerjayne]

Best ... I met a guy in a Bar in Italy, and he's now my B/F

Worst ... nothing really, I had quite a decent year. The falling GBP meant I had to spend most of my Euro Account, and watching The Seagulls slide into the relegation zone was a bit traumatic, and I had a few bad nights in the Casino, but ... well, mustn't grumble.