My pc is having problems buffering. But I speak cat.
Miaow - hey I'm here don't ignore me
Miaoooowww - Hey I'm here, feed me.
Miaooowwww miaooooowwwwww - ***, feed me now
Miaooowwww miaooowwwwww miaowwweeeeeeeee - I have not been fed for 2 hours and 29 mins, feed me now else I shall crap on your bed.
Mew - I crapped on your bed, please don't yell at me, just feed me.
Mew mew - I'm sorry I crapped on your bed, I've been outside in the freezing cold for 4 minutes, please now feed me.
PUrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - mmmmm, you fed me.