The say what you want and it wont be taken up in the wrong way thread

[pericat]

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[NoMercy]

NoKnow... I have a message from the other side... do you ever check your emails??

[dothawkes31]

except I'm younger fitter and have only one job

[johnny.5]

I'm going to take the wifes knickers off when I get home .

[dothawkes31]

are they chafing johnny?

[dothawkes31]

I've been looking at short breaks, I fancied cottaging for a change but as usual it's going to be dogging cos I can't leave the old fella home alone

[johnny.5]

my missus bought the dog the latest designer snow outfit of the internet
however when the delivery man came with her order the frount door was frozen solid so she shouted through the letter box for the guy to use the other door
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When I came home I caught him taking her doggy fasion up the back passage

[imhotep]

Just come back from YouTube,and I Lmao at johnny there....
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