Mustardmit welcome to the crazy, weird and downright dysfunctional world that is CB (AB is sane by comparison!)
We have despatched your protective/bulletproof clothing,your rifel(for sniping) and your helmet with the CB logo by 2nd class post today.
You will need the helmet if you intend to put your head above the parapet,gun for sniping back at trolls and others,and protective clothing to prevent a damaged ego!
Please don't let the above put you off of posting,remember every post on CB is another sandbag against aggressive/troll posters.
An Emergency Nurse is available 24/7 on CB,but she is a pain in the elbow!
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A first aid box can be found at the bottom of this post,if you cannot find it that means to many sticking plasters for the heart have been used.
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Have Fun,and see you around?
Alec.