Very odd!

[Sachs]

http://uk.news.yahoo....y-in-win-870a197.html

[Tinkerpuss]

OK - so the catering student is deaf and only has sight in her left eye. Although she was 4 miles from home, she only had left hand bends before she got home. The anorexic midget 80 year old was crossing the road from the right, did not see the car coming and was hit by the front bumper on the passenger side of the car. The student didn't see or hear this, got home, parked the car and climbed out of the door of the left hand drive car without looking round...
A perfectly reasonable excuse!

[mccfluff]

i'm just surprised there hasn;t been a link to this one yet....

http://uk.news.yahoo....-renamed-7f81b96.html

[Sachs]

Well thought out Tinkerpuss!
Seriously though, a very disturbing story?

[Sachs]

lol mccfluff! Yeah, I saw that! ;0)

[Tinkerpuss]

Yes, seriously disturbing, there must have been a hell of a noise and mess. Hard to believe but obviously true.

[Tinkerpuss]

Very funny mccfluff, there were a lot of jokes around when it was announced that beavers were to be let loose in the wild in Scotland!

[joggerjayne]

I would have thought the "beaver" confusion would be an advantage.

Whilst the magazine may not reach some readers because of "porn filters" ...

(yeah, right)

... is it not more likely that millions of guys, Googling porn, might be introduced to the fascinating world of North American rodents?

[Sachs]

I'd of liked to have seen there faces jj ! Damn Damn!!! ;0)

[joggerjayne]

In any case ... who actually uses the word "beaver" outside American comedy movies?

The only term that anyone really uses is pu [blocked by The Ed]

[joggerjayne]

LOL sachs

There they are, just enjoying a quick DIY ...

Googles away, hoping for a naked Playmate, and ...

... up pops Mr Hairy Rodent.

[Sachs]

:0)