Chicks...

[john1066]

Lorry drove past a farm..driver saw the farmer in a field..stopped and said.. "Six of your hens have stopped laying".".How do you know that" said the farmer..."Because i've just run over them" said the driver...OK so you've heard it !!

[steg]

There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.
So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.
Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.
The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.
"You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.
Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.
She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.
She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"
The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."

[logic]

like em both, :-)

[AB Editor]

Boom Boom.

Well done.

Spare Ed