duck joke

[buddybird]

A duck walks into a bar jumps up on the stool and says to the bar man...."got any bread"?
Barman.."sorry, we don't serve ducks in here.
The duck waddles out of the bar.
Next day the duck walks back into the bar, jumps onto the stool and says to the bar man..."got any bread"
Barman...."ive told you that we don't serve ducks in here, now clear off.
Next day the duck walks back into the bar jumps up onto the stool and says to the bar man..."got any bread"?
barman... " ive warned you, if you come back into the bar tomorrow, i'll nail your bill to the bar!
Next day the duck walks into the bar jumps up onto the stool and says to the bar man... "got any nails"?
Barman....NO
Duck...."got any bread"?


(well I LOL)

[keithlbw]

Yaaaawwwwnnnn

[jasconi]

Groan !