Bloke in my local pub is very irritating

[McMouse]

But I think it was out of order to nickname him Thrush.

[Bobbisox]

there's a few thrushes get in here mcmouse (not you)
more in the late hours..lol

[trickythetipster]

This irritating bloke, does he smell yeast and has the consistency of cottage cheese?

My top tip for him is to use Antifungal cream, pessaries and pills and when it clears up to keep away from women with loose morals.