Elton John

[Seafarer1966]

Elton John goes to a tattooist to get a picture of a Rolls-Royce tattooed on his appendage. The tattooist tries to convince him to get a picture of a Land Rover on it instead. Elton enquires why.

The tattooist assures Elton that with a Land Rover....he won't get stuck in the mud.

[another-view]

I don't get it.

[Seafarer1966]

Aw bless you 'another view'. The innocence of a child. Elton John is a man of that particular persuasion who enjoys pushing his weaner up another mans bottom (or in his case...a lot of mens bottoms). Hope that explanation helps (lol!!!!!).

[another-view]

Ah I see. Never heard it called "stuck in the mud" before.

[trt]

What a lovely way to explain it to another-view Seafarer :- )

[MarkRae]

That's a new one on me too.

I've heard of digging in the dirt, up the chutney ferret, up the marmite motorway, up the tradesman's entrance, uphill gardening etc...

Any guesses for how long this thread stays up...?

[Seafarer1966]

Demon fudge packer, ring pirate, starfish trooper, bum bandit, sausage jockey, tailgunner, shirt-lifter......there must be some more! Lol

[another-view]

Taking a stroll down Bournville Boulevard.

[Seafarer1966]

Taking it up the chutney cupboard

[Mr Veritas]

Well, shiver me timbers,who is a person with a username like seafarer (we all know what sailors get up to on ship) making jokes about Elton John for?
Maybe seafarer likes shooting his torpedo,or ploughing through the waves?LOL

[snags]

Doughnut puncher.

[snags]

I'm sure vibra can contribute something to this thread...

[McMouse]

Ars e Darts

[China Doll]

Probably the puncher.

[snags]

I'll bring the doughnuts...

[China Doll]

I'll bring the camera.

[McMouse]

Rump jockey

[squashy42]

chocolate pipe engineer, turd burglar

[lilsecret]

Freak of Nature

[Seafarer1966]

Mr Veritarrrrrrse. Remember that the lady from Social Services is coming round later for your monthly wash. I know it's difficult for you because of your size. There's a tin bucket of soapy water and a rag on a stick so's you can get in between the folds.

So you're a big Elton John fan? He's a copraphiliac as well as being one hell of dirty little man by the way.....that's right....you get the dictionary off the shelf. Anybody that pays rent boys to defecate on his face is one sick puppy. Open wide Verity.....