Monday morning

[McMouse]

A bloke from Doncaster wakes up with a sore rectum.
He goes to the shop and say's to the shopkeeper
'Nah then,does tha' sell A*se cream?
The shopkeeper replies, Aye,lad,we do.
Does tha' want a magnum or a cornetto ?

[Seafarer1966]

Ace.....really laughed at that one.

[marval]

lol good one