talking dog joke

[joggerjayne]

A dog walks into the Job Centre.

He goes up to the desk and, in perfect English, asks the man: "Do you think you could find me a job?"

The man stares, amazed, and says: "Have you thought about joining a circus?"

"A circus?" says the dog. "What would a circus need with a bricklayer?"

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Thank you. I'm here until Thursday.

[joggerjayne]

LOL

[marval]

HaHa

[pericat]

more please - lol

[steg]

how do you make a snow plough out of a washing machine?
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give the bitch a shovel

[daftgrandad]

Man went into a pub with his dog.
"What breed is that"said the barman.
"He is a blacksmith dog"said the owner.
"How come"said the barman."
"If I kick him up the ar$e,watch him make a bolt for that door !

[josaphine32]

Daftgrandad...lol