Domestics, what's your funniest one?

[Bobbisox]

I meant Domestic arguments and not of the violent nature, we were talking about it in my 'Rat' thread for some reason..lol
craft has pelted a dinner and left spuds stuck to her venetian blinds and I have thrown toast which stuck on the wall for all to see the imprint of..lol
what's your funniest moment and have you laughed at it later ?
Bobbi ♥

[wiggal]

I once threw the Sky remote at Mr Wiggal! Felt really bad about it though as it bounced off his ankle bone, making a horrible crunch as it did!

We laugh about it now though, as he said at the time I had the remote in one hand and a drink in the other. Didnt take him long to realise it would be the remote coming at him as he knows I would never throw away alcohol! :-)

[DEN53]

I had treatment at Harley Street for my pre-menstrual tension but realised my symptons were not that bad when there were 2 girls in the waiting room in handcuffs.

[rinkins]

was one of them me Den LOL

[Bobbisox]

yer daft bugger DEN,,,so funny ♥

[jackthehat]

Half a life-time ago, an ex and I were having a 'domestic' in the living room on a Sunday morning.
I had the 'last word' and she stomped off into the kitchen and then stamped on every stair on her way to locking herself in the bathroom.
About 30 minutes later, having cooled down sufficiently, I decided to put the sunday roast on...............only to find, she'd thrown the chicken out of the window much to the delight of the neighbours' cats..........

[DEN53]

Not sure Rinksy - did you have a butch looking minder with you ?

[Bobbisox]

brilliant jack, so funny..lol

[craft1948]

I once threw a bucket of water over the husband 'cos we'd arranged to go somewhere quite early and he refused to get out of bed...........he got his own back a few weeks later by waiting until I was all dressed up for a girs' night out, when he calmly picked me up and put me in a bath full of cold water......I could never understand why we got divorced.......

[Bobbisox]

errrm he held a grudge didn't he craft..lol

[DEN53]

Craft - thanks for helping me on Ancestry co. yesterday. xx

[slinky.kate]

one sunday morning i was making a fried egg sandwich for mr slinky,he was standing watching every move i made and making comments,do it like this,do it like that,so i just grabbed an egg and broke it over his head and shouted 'why dont you bl00dy well scramble it,then i ran and locked myself in the bedroom,a few minutes later i heard all this laughing and he was telling me to come out, so i did and his older sister had tears running down her face with laughing