this made me smile today !

[Bobbisox]

A virile, young Italian gentleman named *** was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.



Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless with his love making.

After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, *** reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion.

The sex finally ends and, again, *** smiles and asks, "You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, *** reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed

sheets.

Exhausted, *** falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian."

Bobbi ♥

[B00]

Haha, very good.

I thought at one point I was going to not get the punchline thinking it might have something to do with his name.

[Bbbananas]

Made me smile too bobbi x

[Connemmara]

sorry bobbi dont get it

[joggerjayne]

LOL mopsy

Is it even better if we imagine the joke with a Geordie accent ??

=0)

[ummmm]

What is his name?

[Bobbisox]

errr, the mans name was ***...whats wrong with that ED?
What is it about this name that requires the swear filter?

[Bobbisox]

Oh f-fs...I don't believe this GU-IDO, that's the name !!!!

[ummmm]

How strange....maybe we need to check the 'urban dictionary'

[GEEMAC]

Censored again. You might have to mime his name now bobbisox!

[Bobbisox]

Talk about a joke falling flat as a fart eh !
thanks ED
Bobbi ♥

[GEEMAC]

***!!!

[DEN53]

Hows your ear today Joy - any better ?

[B00]

No lol, still got the joke, and it was funny, keep 'em coming Bobbs :-)

[Bobbisox]

oh well at least it's ok to say fart !!!!

[GEEMAC]

Of course, I should have said Gu-ido. Good gag though.

[Bobbisox]

still sore and still taking PK, but otherwise I'm ok thanks DEN ♥

[GEEMAC]

Surely this can't be why!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guido_(slang)

[Bobbisox]

thats interesting GEEMAC, I have never heard of that term before, has anyone else ?
doh !!
thought it was an Italian name !