We are Japanese if you please...

[Bbbananas]

We are Japanese if you don't please.

This was a parody of the 'We are Siamese if you please' from Lady & The Tramp. But who parodied it and why and where? It's been bugging me all morning cos I was talking to a *** Chap on the phone and after I put the phone down I started singing "we are japanese if you please...."

[mccfluff]

http://www.amiright.c...adyandthetramp0.shtml

is that it? will look for youtube

[mccfluff]

can;t find it on there!

[Slapshot]

it was the two Siamese cats......

...always had a fantasy of two nubile japanese lovlies singing "we are japanese, here to please" before commiting unspeakable acts of fun about my person for the next six hours....anyway... nuff about that!!

[Bbbananas]

I think it might be fluff - though I had a vague memory it was from a sketch show such as Not the 9 o'clock news....

slaps - Mmmmm. Nice fantasy. Orientals have never particularly appealed to me, but I would swap that for a similar fantasy with two big nubile glistening Jamaicans...

[mccfluff]

i don't know salla i went out with a very nice singaporean (called winston) he could do amazing things with his tongue.....

[Barmaid]

Like what mcfluff? Lick the back of his knees?!

[Slapshot]

Barmaid, i'm sure you have better imagination than that....

[snags]

''he could do amazing things with his tongue''

He spoke very highly of you too... in between breaths...

[mccfluff]

you lot are disgusting - he took me out for ice cream is all :-)

[snags]

'I scream'? He was good eh...

[mccfluff]

pmsl, trust you to pick up on that!

[Slapshot]

...all lower than a snakes knackers.. ;-)

[mccfluff]

actually somewhere ibetween a snake and a rat, thank you very much slapshot

[Slapshot]

;-)...

[lankeela]

Can't remember what it was about, but on Father Ted the other night they were taking the **** out of some Chinese.