Vodka dash

B00 | 19:06 Thu 11th Feb 2010 | ChatterBank

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Had to post this as i'm still laughing about it several hours later.

Two blokes came to the till, obviously a bit bladdered but not overly so, querying the price of vodka we keep behind us on a wall. He had £15.00 on him, and wanted the voddy plus a bottle of coke. As he sent his mate off to get the coke, I told him that as he was slightly trollied, that i'd sell him the vodka now but we'd refuse to see him anymore today. Anyhoo, his mate comes back with a giant bottle of coca cola, and coupled with the vodka it came to more than £15.00 as the voddy itself was 13.29. So he sent his mate off to get another, cheaper bottle of coke. A minute later he trotted back with a smaller bottle of coke, but sadly still didn't make the total to less than £15.00.

At this point i said "look, i'll get the coke", and off I went taking his £15.00 with me.

Now these two twonks fancied their chances, and being slightly hammered and obviously majorly dumb, grabbed the vodka bottle which was on my till- and priced at £13.29- and legged it out the door. I'm sure even now they think they'd got one over on me.

Wonder how long it will take them to realise?

Now ...this is a movie!

You know ..

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NoMercy

I really will laugh if they turn up to ask for their change...

Keep us posted.

dothawkes31

That must have been a litre of vodka !! They'd have needed more than one bottle of coke! It's only 59p for a big bottle of co-op's own brand diet coke if I recall, tut, men can't shop for toffee.

B00

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Yea it was a litre bottle Dotty.

dothawkes31

I served a bloke today with a bookazine on how to spring clean your home and a valentine card for his wife, and he asked me if I thought his wife would appreciate the thought, i said yeah, just get a pack of rubber goves to go with it and he'd be reet, then i said next time i see you you'll be limping! he was serious you know,

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Bobbisox

the public...who would have 'em eh?
I was at Asda this morning, did my shopping and came back to the bus stand where these two Chavs were standing, there was the 3 of us when she said "Whatchya fooking looking at" at which I mumbled I wasn't looking at anything...."not you love "(err she was about 30ish...lol ) Am talking about him that passed in that car, thinks we're sh!te !!!
Ok, I thought, having a wry smile, then to her male chav friend..."Havya seen that sign, open 24 hrs....pointing to it....When the fook are they supposed to sleep !!!!
I tried hard to smother my giggles...honest !

Bobbi ♥

society

Hey Boo, bet the guys won't remember a thing after they've sobered up.