Sitting together on a train,

[Billy_Sugger]

travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Irishman, an English bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts. The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the English bloke has a bright red, hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
The English bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
That English bloke must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The English bloke thinks:
That Irishman must have groped the blonde in the dark - she tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

And the Irishman thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack that English ba$*** again.

[carlton23]

Brill Bill.