The five word story

[Barmaid]

Weather is miserable, boyfriend is miserable, cats are miserable - even the damn birds on the lake are miserable.

So lets have some fun:-

Each poster contributes only five words to the story.

I'll start

Once upon a time there

[pericat]

oh woe oh woe oh

[pericat]

and sucked a guys toe

[pericat]

X O X O O

[Bobbisox]

he thought it quite funny...

[Barmaid]

cos she was a hoe

[pericat]

with a funny left toe

[Barmaid]

which looked like a crow

[pericat]

who was wearing a bow

[daftgrandad]

and then he said oh !

[McMouse]

and went to bed, alone

[yogi-bear]

then awoke with a stiffy

[boxtops]

and a person called Smiffy

[boxtops]

who lived by the Liffey

[yogi-bear]

and came in a jiffy

[yogi-bear]

and let off a piffey