Morning chuckle part 2.........still dedicated to the lovely pericat

[yogi-bear]

CONTINUED.....part 2......


16. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces...

17. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6:00 a.m. his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.

18. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

19. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.

20. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

21. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife...

22. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times, but I still have no satisfaction.

23. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.

[redman41]

very good again yogi ! lol

[mccfluff]

lol yogi x

[pericat]

Lol yogi - I have seen them before but they never fail to make me laugh - btw no 21 was my other half - laters bye

[yogi-bear]

Good luck my love xxx.......see you later on :0)