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An insect falls into a mug of beer...

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McMouse | 14:24 Fri 19th Feb 2010 | Jokes
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Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out

American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.

Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid, takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.
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Scotsman : shakes the insect untill it spits out the beer it's drunk and then drinks the beer
Aussie: Drinks beer and insect without noticing and gets another.
Chinese: makes insect flavoured Ramen noodles with the insect.

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