Go on wor Cheryl...at last she's seen sense and dropped Ash the Wimp !

[Bobbisox]

separation just announced !

[bobjugs12]

That was good vibra, very good. We'll make a ghetto pimp out of you yet.

As for the topic of your rant, you're welcome to her. Yes she's fit, yes she's rich, yes she goes like a barn door in a gale; but she's also really cold. I wanted a decent relationship, but all she was after was sex, and lots of it. I mean she introduced me to things I thought were illegal in civilised society, and when she brought the rest of the band to play it really opened my eyes. But when i suggested things like a DVD on the couch, and a walk in the countryside she would fly off the handle. You see she just wanted me for my toned body, and very large...........

[A.Guest]

^^^ego?

[bobjugs12]

......imagination

[Captin Kirk]

He is one dumb Fluff ...

[sunnypoppy]

I am not a fan at all, I think all these girls with their hair extensions, false tan, nails, eyelashes are better off with the natural look but she is well shot of him, have some self respect, all women and men deserve to be treated nicely and with respect.

[mushroom25]

despite it being an old gag, andi oshi's cheryl cole impression on a recent "mock the week" was quite amusing...

"Hi, I'm Cheryl Cole, welcome to my Boxercise video, and for this first workout, your'e gonna need a Nigerian toilet attendant and a really really good lawyer...."