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Sorry to be old fashioned - I usually say 'You are really interesting to talk to; can we get out of here and have a chat?'
As you are aware make a bird laugh and you are in. Say to her "What's your name" When she replies (for example) "Sarah". Say "What a coincidence Sarah is my 14th favourite name"
Trust me, they always laugh.
From Sarah's ex-husband
Is your name spanner .. cos every time u walk past my nuts tighten!
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about
(Rub her forehead) Did you know that you've got "threesome" written on your forehead?
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
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