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McMouse | 13:07 Fri 26th Feb 2010 | Jokes
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Barak Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine that can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first.

"What will the USA be like in 100 years time"

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out

"The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict. The economy is healthy. There are no worries"

Gordon thinks "Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so he asks

"What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?"

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he's just staring at it.

"Come on Gordon" says Barak, "What does it say"

Gordon replies, "F*cked if I know! It's all in Arabic!"
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lol true...
Very good.
Replace Arabic with Polish and it will be spot on.

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