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http://news.bbc.co.uk...and/essex/8547358.stm
A teenager has been abducted and sexually assaulted by a man in Essex.
The woman was walking along Rush Green Road, Clacton, on Monday evening, when a man assaulted her and pushed her into a car that was parked nearby.
She was then driven to an unknown place where she was sexually assaulted before being released at Pump Hill, St Osyth, more than three hours later.
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The man was white, aged in his 50s, with grey, receding hair. Anyone with information is asked to contact police. ///
No surprise there then!
A teenager has been abducted and sexually assaulted by a man in Essex.
The woman was walking along Rush Green Road, Clacton, on Monday evening, when a man assaulted her and pushed her into a car that was parked nearby.
She was then driven to an unknown place where she was sexually assaulted before being released at Pump Hill, St Osyth, more than three hours later.
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The man was white, aged in his 50s, with grey, receding hair. Anyone with information is asked to contact police. ///
No surprise there then!
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I know Rush Green Road well and my car is sometimes parked nearby ('cos we distribute Yellow Pages and Phone Books from there).
I also know Pump Hill well ('cos I used to deliver cars to the compound there).
I'm white. I'm in my fifties. I've got grey hair and what's left of it is receding.
I can't remember what I was doing on Monday evening.
Does anyone out there want to give me an alibi, or should I just hand myself in? ;-)
I know Rush Green Road well and my car is sometimes parked nearby ('cos we distribute Yellow Pages and Phone Books from there).
I also know Pump Hill well ('cos I used to deliver cars to the compound there).
I'm white. I'm in my fifties. I've got grey hair and what's left of it is receding.
I can't remember what I was doing on Monday evening.
Does anyone out there want to give me an alibi, or should I just hand myself in? ;-)