Oxymorons...

[NoMercy]

Someone earlier mentioned "posh chavs". An oxymoron if ever there was one. Then there were the "disreputable ladies" I saw touting for business on the N332. Or the all time classics like "abundunt poverty" or "Airline food"...

So come on... let's have your best oxymorons...

[mandimoo]

ive got a numb feeling

[Answerprancer]

"microsoft works" LMAO - I assume you are a Mac user Mandimoo.