Who came first?

[marval]

The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.

The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".

[No_Likey]

are sure the egg wasnt on the toilet drying off...

[McMouse]

Heard this yolk before

[marval]

Sorry I'll just have to beat it.

[McMouse]

Couldn't read your post.........it was scrambled

[marval]

HaHa McMouse, I tried so hard not to poach the joke, then thought I might as well whisk it.

[McMouse]

Glad you cracked it.

[marval]

Yes, I came out of my shell

[McMouse]

That's a pretty hard-boiled reply.

[McMouse]

Decided not to egg you on anymore.
After all an oeuf is an oeuf.

[marval]

OK I'll chicken out now.

[whiskeryron]

Can't understand any of this, please eggsplain

[marval]

Sorry Whiskeyron, it's a fowl joke.

[waterboatman]

The replies are better than the joke. eggcellent! BTW, was the chicken a professional fowl?

[seekeerz]

roflmao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!