Mens Minds

milly143 | 16:55 Wed 03rd Aug 2005 | How it Works

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How do they work then?? Someone tell me because I really don't get it.

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Ward-Minter

Our minds work pretty much the same as ladies minds. However, we have engaged parking distances, common sense, fiscal safety, the "off-side" rule and basic DIY skills a lot better than them.

Wardminter (divorced and a bit lonely)

smudge

Er, scuse me Ward-Minter, I am an excellent parker & much better than some of the men I've watched! I am also a good DIY'er!

smudge

So there - ;o]:

DIY

rampart

Try this:

http://www.ivillage.co.uk/relationships/dating/archive/0,,139,00.html

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men's minds

stevie21

How can you possibly not understand mens' minds?

sex, sex, sex, sex, beer.

That's about it.

Ouisch

I think the American humorist Dave Barry summarized it best:

Let's say a guy named Fred is attracted to a woman named Martha. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else.

And then, one evening when they're driving home, a thought occurs to Martha, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: "Do you realize that, as of tonight, we've been seeing each other for exactly six months?"

And then, there is silence in the car.

To Martha, it seems like a very loud silence. She thinks to herself: I wonder if it bothers him that I said that. Maybe he's been feeling confined by our relationship; maybe he thinks I'm trying to push him into some kind of obligation that he doesn't want, or isn't sure of.

And Fred is thinking: Gosh. Six months.

And Martha is thinking: But, hey, I'm not so sure I want this kind of relationship either. Sometimes I wish I had a little more space, so I'd have time to think about whether I really want us to keep going the way we are, moving steadily towards, I mean, where are we going? Are we just going to keep seeing each other at this level of intimacy? Are we heading toward marriage? Toward children? Toward a lifetime together? Am I ready for that level of commitment? Do I really even know this person?

And Fred is thinking: ...so that means it was...let's see...February when we started going out, which was right after I had the car at the dealer's, which means...lemme check the odometer...Whoa! I am way overdue for an oil change here.