toilet signs

[slinky.kate]

'please wait to be seated'
this cistern is fitted with a dolby system',it takes the hiss out of the Fosters and the slush out of the flush?

do you know any good ones?

[slinky.kate]

fosters-pi$$

[redman41]

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about.
"What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!!!"

[slinky.kate]

redman'i loved that,nearly fell off my chair laughing. x x x x x kate(thanks for that)

[redman41]

http://www.youtube.co...ZcyNktWAU&feature=fvw

This Graham Norton clip is funny

[Booldawg]

'We aim to please, will you aim too please'

[Androcles]

Over the urinals - a cross on the wall with a random line rising upwards, with a note saying "follow this line". At the top is another note, "Congratulations on following this line to its conclusion - you are now p**ing on your left foot"

[slinky.kate]

i've just seen a very strange light in the toilet'is it likely to be seen sgain or is it just a flash in the pan?

[john1066]

Did you know that the Irish invented the toilet seat but the English invented the hole in the middle?

[bookbinder]

"Gentlemen lift the seat." Do they, indeed?

[Androcles]

In a new house after a poor toilet installation - Gentlemen beware when raising the seat, this one bites!