i had to laugh today.....

[stokemaveric]

the window cleaners mate was doing our upstairs window he wasnt up there long so mrs m went outside...''hey hes only been up to the bedroom window for 10 seconds'' she complained to the main man...''bl**dy hell im going to have to sack him....hes way too slow'' the main man said...laugh??? i nearly fell off my chair....lol

[DEN53]

Stoke - he most probably wasn't joking - ha ha


Talking of window cleaners, this made me think back to when my son was around 6 years old - the window cleaner was doing the upstairs windows, when the other one rang the doorbell - my son goes to the bedroom window and shouts 'Mummy can't come down at the moment, she is doing a poo'....................{:0(

[stokemaveric]

lol den...out of the mouts of babes eh?......mrs m wasnt suitably impressed i can tell you....it did make me smile tho....

[boxtops]

We've got a 4 storey terraced house - not a joke for him (this is true), but our window cleaner had to stop coming because he was suffering with vertigo....

[stokemaveric]

lol ive never heard of a window cleaner suffering from vertigo boxtops.....

[boxtops]

Well he was quite poorly..... he's still around in my local area, but only doing 2-storey houses now....

[Captin Kirk]

was his name Bill .... bungalow lol ...