Colloquialism: Please settle a dispute.

[Bbbananas]

Is a mob's eye the same as a ***'s eye?

[Bbbananas]

Oh dear - obviously can't say that word. Rhymes with Bap.... oriental, slanty-eyed.
A colleague came out with "I could have poked him in his mob's eye" and now we're debating the issue....

[mccfluff]

well i've heard of j a ps eye not sure about mobs eye, doesn;t seem to fit though --- mob....

[Bbbananas]

Could be an abbreviation for mobile, I suppose?!

[karenmac60]

I've never heard of it - but what an odd place to want to poke someone.....

[Bbbananas]

We're all odd in The Fens karen !
Most folk here aren't too fussy where they poke....

[mccfluff]

but if you are going to poke someone it would be a bit piddly to poke someone accuratly in the jps eye, be a lot easier just to knee then in the general area

i mean imagine the fiddlyness and the "excuse me can you just stand still for a minute and hold your willy out"

[Bbbananas]

pmsl

[Ankou]

if you asked me mcfluff, i probably would.

[mccfluff]

ok "ankou can you stand still a mo and hold your willy out for me so i can poke it in the j aps eye"

thanks :-)

[Bbbananas]

Are you a masochist then anks?

[Ankou]

not really. mcfluff would have to either rub it or kiss it better afterwards.

[mccfluff]

ahhhhhhh in that case i'll leave your will alone

[Ankou]

ah well, your loss. you can put the tweezers away again.