Before Christmas, I had a cold call from a burglar alarm company asking if I would be interested in buying a new, comprehensive alarm system for my property.
Duuh, helloo !!
Do they seriously think I'm going to discuss any details of my alarm system with a stranger, on the phone ?
I told them that I already had the most comprehensive alarm system available, with a redcare link to the Police, alarms on all the windows, and in every room, with "step pads" under the floor, and CCTV inside the flat and on the outside wall, linked to a hard drive recorder.
Which, of course ... I do !
I didn't mention the poison darts and other booby traps hidden around the place.
And no ... it's never gone off.
(which may mean it just doesn't work, LOL)