In hindsight

[dustypuss]

If you could go back in time what would you tell some body to do or not to do.

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OK Sir Walter I suggest you dump that chest of tobacco overboard now.

Or I wouldn't go to the theater to night Mr Lincoln the show not that good anyway.

[askyourgran]

Henry VIII to Ann Boleyn, "You are the only one for me".

[ttfn]

Sorry Mr & Mrs McCann, but all flights to Portugal have been suspended

[mrs_overall]

I'm feeling much better so can I cancel the home visit from Dr Shipman

[ttfn]

Seriously, Sir Terry - moleskin trousers are so passé

[ELVIS68]

Kate and Gerry...Kids eat free at the Tapas bar, all night, EVERY NIGHT!

or...Use the babysitting service provided free of charge....... just in case!

[tara20]

Barbara Bush: 'No, not tonight, George, I feel a headache coming'

[ELVIS68]

To Ian Huntleys attacker....No, use this knife it`s sharper

[ttfn]

Taxi for Miss Kopechne

[marval]

Beware the Ides of March Julius Caesar

[askyourgran]

1794 Calvi. "Duck Admiral Nelson Oh is that your eye on deck?"
1797 Corsica. " Admiral Nelson Sir I told you to duck the last time, I think your arm is hanging off, "

[mrs_overall]

I don't fancy going out tonight. I'll tell Ian and Myra not to bother to babysit for us

[marval]

Now Elin, keep an eye on your husband, it might not be golf balls he is playing with.

[shadow-of-the-su]

don't go for power Chris waddle go for accuracy

[ELVIS68]

To Arsene Wenger... watch this challenge

[ttfn]

Jonathan Ross, meet your elocution teacher

[tamborine]

Baby sitters booked for Mrs Bulger & Mrs. McCann

[ELVIS68]

To tambo...don`t post about Mrs Bulger

[ttfn]

School leaver's report:- "Just because Michael can spell 'meteorologist' I am not convinced it is a good career path for him"

[ttfn]

Jayne - look at those lovely thimbles in their presentation case............................

[dustypuss]

Miss Lewinsky you should have used Daz and a forty degrees wash to remove all the stains.