jokes

[sherrycay]

ok i know it is imature, but i need some really good poop jokes. anyhting to do with poop, in any form, thanks in advance!

[Joe_the_Lion]

q) Why do muslims carry poo in their wallets?

a) Identification.

However, that is racist and I wish to point out that it is highly offensive to whole sections of society. So no more like the foul one I just used as an example.

Why do you want poo jokes? The mind boggles.

[sherrycay]

i need poo joke because me and a friend are currently obsessed with anything to do with poo, i don't know why and yes, i do know it is imature but it is classic joke matter

[Quizmonkey]

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.

[Quizmonkey]

What sits in an attic and smells?

The diarrhoea of Anne Frank

[Thunderbird+]

knock knock.......

who's there........

It's Sonja...............

Sonja who ?

It's Sonya shoe. i can smell it from here !

[Joe_the_Lion]

Why is Lieut Uhura brown?

Because William Shatner

Now that has to be the best poo joke ever!!!!

[bigmamma]

LOL.
What a funny lot of answers.
May your next poo be a hedgehog.

[Whiskery Ron]

Bigmamma's answer gives me a pain in the ass.

[piggynose]

how long does it take an american to have a sh7t? about 9mnths
sorry, i´m sure this is also boundering on racism