Kleptomaniac or Nymphomaniac -

[Bbbananas]

which would you rather be?

[China Doll]

Well the man hostage is already a kleptomaniac (when it comes to lighters at least) so I guess I'll take the other for the sake of balance.

[ChuckFickens]

Can I try being a kleptomaniac of nymphomaniacs?

[jackthehat]

I've tried being both...............and the lady Police Officers don't hold your elbows so tightly when you're a Nymphomaniac............:o)

[pericat]

I like the way you formulated your question - it had a heading followed by a question - I feel I could learn from you

[jno]

I wouldn't much want to be a nymphomaniac but I wouldn't want to be a kleptomaniac at all. I might make a good monomaniac, though.

[ummmm]

Ginger is a Kleptomaniac....the last thing he stole was a snail clamp and fork from the restaurant...I mean what the F...!! Like I'm going to cook him snails...

So I'm with China....for the balance :-)

[Bbbananas]

I'd opt for kleptomania - at least I'd get something out of it....

[ummmm]

lol.....there's a present for ya...that is what is often said after he releases his load. Romantic eh?

[naomi24]

Well, I'm not sure. I haven't tried being a kleptomaniac yet. ;o)

[mccfluff]

i think i'm going for klepto, i'm feeling a bit frisky at the mo and its a bl00dy nightmare i couldn't do this all day and night :-(

[Bbbananas]

I'd recommend it - so long as you don't get caught. Far more profitable..... ;-)

[McMouse]

"Great news, Mr. Smith," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can confidently pronounce you completely cured of your kleptomania. You'll never be tempted by such desires again."

"That's great, doctor," said the patient with a sigh of relief.

"And just to prove it, I want you to stop off at Comet on the way home and walk the length of the store. You'll feel no temptation whatsoever to shoplift."

"Oh, doctor, however can I thank you?"

"Well," suggested the doctor, "if you do have a relapse, I could use a microwave."

[redman41]

Think I will go for Nymphomaniac salla ! The sex was so good that even the neighbours had a cigarette.

[bobjugs12]

I'd rather be a kleptomaniac in a pornshop