How to speak Womaneese, a dictionary for womens personal ads!

[Bobbisox]

40ish...................49
Adventurous.............slept with everyone
Average looking...........a Fugly
Beautiful................A pathological liar
Contagious smile...............Does a lot of pills !
Emotionally secure....on medication
Feminist............fat!
Free Spirit.................Junkie
Fun..............Annoying
New-Age...........body hair in the wrong places
Open minded.........desperate
Outgoing.......Loud and Embarassing
Passionate........Sloppy Drunk
Professional..............B!tch
Volumptuous...Very Fat !
Large Frame.......Hugely Fat !
Wants Soul Mate........Stalker

WOMENS ENGLISH
Yes =No
No = Yes
Maybe =No
We need = I want
I am sorry =You'll be sorry
We need to talk =Your'e in trouble
Sure, go ahead = You had better not !
Do what you want = You will pay for this later
I am not upset =Cause I'm upset you Moron
You are very attentive tonight = Is sex the only thing you ever think about?

LOL...TRUEEEEEEEE
Bobbi ♥

[Justincider]

Nice to see that ones still doing the rounds after all these years.

[daffy654]

Obviously written by a man!

p.s,there is no such word as volumptuous, it is VOLUPTUOUS. lol

[Bobbisox]

hi daffy one does try and did this myself without c and pasting
are you being a tad sarky there just...blows rasberry..lol

[society]

lol Daffy, like VOLUPTUOUS butt cheeks or should it be volumptuous . :-)

[B00]

Justin, not a nice thing to say about Bobbs now is it? ;-)

[Justincider]

Er no you didnt its been around for ages.

[Justincider]

heres one version i found in a minute how many more would you like?
http://www.funpages.com/womensads/

[craft1948]

The ultimate word from a woman is.......FINE!!

[Bobbisox]

sorry to have burst the bubble then just...but I will suvive ..lol
Good Blackpool trip BOO?