i need recruits for my new political party the perks are.........

[stokemaveric]

a 6 day weekend...everyone will be o 75k a year...everyone can claim allowances on homes that dont exist...you can all have a recess between july and october...and you can employ your spouse/siblings so that you can double/treble your incomes...all that i ask in return that you lie to the public...anyone interested???????

[boxtops]

Teehee, auto-Ed changed my seagull stuff to sugar! (now that would make a mess of the car...)

[stokemaveric]

could be brown sugar boxy lol

[joggerjayne]

I don't think I could support my drinking and gambling habits on £75,000.

Can we keep our day jobs ?

[stokemaveric]

im off to post some leaflets roud my neighbourhood my motto...be loyal be proud ad look after no1.....lol

[stokemaveric]

ohhh hi jj you can be my special envoy on a salary of 200k...is that enough?x lol

[joggerjayne]

Yep x

[stokemaveric]

ok you can be my minister of sexy ladys...hang on ive just given myself a raise lol....

[joggerjayne]

LOL LOL

I'm just looking back at what I can claim on expenses ... I'd need ...

all foreign travel

gym fees

school fees

sustainance (ie restaurant bills)

clothing allowance

diesel

entertainment (ie gambling)

[joggerjayne]

Shoes, bling belts, jeans, bags, sunglasses all to be treated as "essential work clothing"

[boxtops]

,,, and don't forget JJ, you can suddenly find that someone with a yacht is a really good friend (even tho you've only met once) and they will give you a holiday in the Med.

[joggerjayne]

But not on the yacht, Boxy ... I'd spend the whole time throwing up !!