The Grand National!

[poodicat]

All the horses that have entered are great,isnt it a matter of luck who wins??

[bigfoot3000]

Do you have any handy hints or top tips for us?

[poodicat]

No bigfoot was just thinking the race is such a challenge,their again red rum won 3 times so bang goes my theory

[bigfoot3000]

Let us not forget the electric stun guns used to make horses run faster, steroids and jockey knobbling! I reckon that "those in the know" are making millions from it!

[stokemaveric]

''electric stun guns''....ive never see the stable lad shoot 1000 volts up the horses a*se as hes galloping past the winning post bigfoot....

[bigfoot3000]

Stoke thinking about it Im wondering now whether I seen this on a film where the jockey had an electric device concealed in his whip to make the horse run faster, or was it on the news? I've just googled it and came up with zilch, so maybe it was a film!

[Justincider]

Last years Grand National winner walked into my bar , I said, "why the long face?"

[poodicat]

yep bigfoot they would be thoroughly checked in the uk for any tampering pre race

[bigfoot3000]

I came down with laryngitis last week.
One day, while I was petting a Shetland Pony at the zoo, a friend of mine asked, "How are you today?."
I responded, "I'm feeling a little horse."

[poodicat]

Eddie dont know anyone called eric so wont bet on him lol