Me and my big mouth...

[NoMercy]

Got a text from my mum...

"Pauline [her twin] has had very bad fall, is in surgery now."

I sent a text back...

"Was she pi$$ed?"

Of course I didn't actually mean it like that...

[mccfluff]

has your mum replied yet?

[Bobbisox]

oh dear..got to laugh at you not Aunty Pauline...but I hope she's ok

[NoMercy]

I phoned her.

[Jakesb]

Haha. Pis$ed lovely John :D

[Bobbisox]

and...
hope she's not badly hurt NM

[askyourgran]

You get a D for diplomacy there NoM

[NoMercy]

Smashed her arm and shoulder up apparently, Bobs.

Yormerlin... go and play on the M1.

[ChuckFickens]

Its it's

[Bobbisox]

oh thats bad NM