Our mate, gravy...............let me see.............how to describe him..........hmmm.........
He's older enough to know better, but is consumed by thoughts of his todger (despite its being a bit of a let-down, apparently) and what he can do with it.
He posts links to porn-sites, and if not strictly porn, then odd-ball practises; the Urban Dictionary usually features somewhere in his threads; he has myriad interests (all sexual) and is an obsessive and a stalker.
He is dangerous in the real world and appears to use the net to find new targets.
He is here far more than he isn't and has numerous user-names..........and I can think of at least two others from yesterday/today.......
Over to you, Matthew...........