What's the difference between Cheryl Cole and a volcano?

[Bbbananas]

The volcano still gets to blow ash.....

This is the sort of text my son sends me. Honestly, how things have changed...

[mccfluff]

i got that one last night as well

[Bbbananas]

From my Daniel Spaniel? Didn't know you knew him fluffy......!

[redman41]

lol salla ! There was a time when we dare not mention sex let alone risque jokes otherwise we were banished to the broom cupboard ! ;-)

[mccfluff]

yep but he's changed his name to billy willy

[Bbbananas]

Did I ever tell you about my encounter in the rather large broom cupboard at Burghley House in Stamford? ..... Now THAT was sexy!
And not a lot of people can boast of that fact ;-)

[redman41]

Please tell salla, 'cos I'm sure it's funny !! Skeletons in the cupboard come to mind :-) lol

[Bbbananas]

I was a lot thinner in 1993, yes!

[redman41]

I'm pretty sure the guy in the Broom cupboard with you has never forgotten that experience ! lol lol

[Bbbananas]

Redman - I married him.........

[redman41]

Good for you salla, hope you're happy ! From humble beginnings great things may grow . :-)

[Bbbananas]

We were happy for a few years red... and great things did certainly grow, for a time. Unfortunately we split under acrimonious circumstances about 4 years ago. But hey ho - we're friends again now & still haven't divorced. Life's too short...

and anyway, I (we) have great memories of Anton's Gowt Lock and the aforesaid stately home broom cupboard. ;-)

[craft1948]

Text from daughter last night:
A sign of getting old is when you are watching a porn film and think "That bed looks comfy"................